Bulletin Board

I have been so busy at work that I completely forgot about the Bulletin Board! A spare 10 minutes just now have revealed these little nuggets of entertainment...

DJ EQUIPMENT FOR SALE
I am selling 2 CDJ's and 1 mixer. CDJ's are Panasonic CDJ200's. Mixer is a Numark M4, There is also 2 years extended warranty left on the equipment which is transferrable. Equipment only used for one gig. RRP $1500, asking $900.

Wow, this guy bought $1500 worth of equipment just for a gig? Or he bought $1500 of equipment just to find out he sucked at DJing? Either way, he's an idiot.


WALLET FOR SALE
For Sale imitation Hermes Wallet! - Dark Brown in colour - Silver Hermes clip - Holds 6 cards - Separate coin section (zip) - Photos available - $25 ONO

You just announced to everyone in the organisation that you are a tight arse who buys knock-offs - good work!

DVDS FOR SALE
I have the following double packs of movies for sale. All in excellent condition at $10 each. Bad Boys & Bad Boys 2 - (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence) Free Willy & Free Willy 2 & Free Willy 3 Hancock (Limited Edition 2 disc Tin) - (Will Smith) Hanover Street & Force 10 from Navarone - (Harrison Ford) Milk Money & The First Wives Club - (Melanie Griffith / Goldie Hawn) Moonstruck & Mermaids - (Cher) The Perfect Man & Hating Alison Ashley - (Hilary Duff / Delta Goodrem) Wedding Crashers & The Dukes of Hazzard - (Owen Wilson / Jessica Simpson) The Crocodile Hunter & He Changed Our World - (Steve Irwin) Rear Window / The Birds / Psycho (James Stewart / Rod Taylor / Anthony Perkins)

Worst taste in movies EVER!


DVDs
Three very addictive TV shows, three very cheap prices... Lipstick Jungle Season 1 - $10 (think Robert Buckley) Private Practice Season 1 - $10 Grey's Anatomy Seasons 1 to 3 - $40 for bundle

If by 'addictive' you mean 'shit', then yes, I would say those are three very 'addictive' TV shows.


FOR SALE - APPLE IPHONE 4
Superb condition 12months old (my grandmother has recently upgraded to another phone). FaceTime – Video calling. Retina Display – 960 by 640 resolution, 3.5 inch screen. 5 Megapixel camera. $600.00

Hold up. So you're saying that your grandmother bought an iPhone 4 very soon after they were released in Australia and she is wanting to sell it (at an over-inflated price) because she is upgrading? Let me guess, she only ever used it to phone church on a Sunday to find out what time communion was? I call bull shit.