RiverFire!

When I grow up I want to be a pyrotechnician. Seriously, I'm looking into what training I have to do. I was thinking I could do it via correspondence, but they might have a bit of trouble mailing the course materials to me...

Good and bad

Things I like:
Fireworks!
Pimms o'clock
First dates
Ribena poppers
Handbags
Marks & Spencer
Puns
Dresses
San Pellegrino
Eyelash curlers
Baths
Lists
Peppermint tea before bed

Things I don’t like:
Revolving doors
Stupid people
Dogs on trains
Christmas carols
Inconsistant document formatting
Olympia trains at Earls Court
Walking down stairs
People who complain about speed cameras
Waiting
Other people's feet
Midweek hangovers
Losing trivia
Tepid drinks