Redheads (or gingers or rangas or whatever you want to call them) look better with longer hair. It's like the more hair they have, the less red it looks.
Graham's Law (hi dad!) states that gases flow from areas of higher pressure to areas of lower pressure. I think that people in elevators need to apply this theory and disperse themselves evenly rather than all cramming in to my lift.
A friend of mine at work who is deaf taught me how to say champagne in sign language and it is awesome. You pretend to pop the cork and then do fizzy hands. I am now hoping to encounter a deaf bar tender so that I can pull this one out. Is that politically incorrect?
I saw a train going through the automatic wash today, which was pretty cool.
There is a lady at work who's surname is the same as a processed meat. It makes me laugh everytime I see it.
Yeah, it's been a pretty quiet week, but...
This weekend I am going to Stockholm, and the weekend after that I am going to Bath, and then at Easter I am going to Disneyland Paris. Yay! Plus, Amber has had her Visa approved so should be back in London soon to stir up some trouble!
2 months ago
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More Random Thoughts Added......
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10. Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
13. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
14. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
15. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME cag, why didn't he just buy something to eat?
16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
17. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
18. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
19. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
20. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
21. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
22. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
23. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
24. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
25. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
26. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
27. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
28. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Ahh ponder.......
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