News media is providing me with so many laughs lately that I think it could be a new series of blog entries.
Following previous (not so very) popular series such as Song of the Day and Wanky Plates, I would like to introduce to you...
Funnies in the News!
The following excerpt is from the online article "Yacht siege emergency shuts down Eagle Street ferry terminal", from the brilliant journalists and sub-editors *waves at Mike* at the Courier-Mail. Some cranky old crack pot armed with petrol and a bayonet has moored his boat at a very central and very busy inner-city wharf and has allegedly made threats.
A police officer said at the scene the man had requested a bacon and egg McMuffin.
However, the request has been made after McDonald's 10.30am breakfast cut off time.
Police say they are trying to fulfill the request.
Bahahahahaha!
2 months ago
1 comment:
The French know how to deal with Kiwi terrorists and their pesky boats...
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